About Staley | Chicago Bears Official Website
Near a lake, in a forest
1st Round, 8/6/03
Not your average sized bear
Heavier than you!
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Fish, Honey, Chicago-style deep-dish pizza, and Cheese-Heads
Phish, Leftover Salmon, and Chuck Berry
Staley ranks as the all-time funniest, fuzziest, funkiest bear in the history of the NFL! He enjoys exercising, playing the drums, and is highly skilled with a fishing pole. Staley especially loves to dance and shake what his mama bear gave him.
Staley leads the Bears in most t-shirts shot into the crowd, most costume changes in a single season, and longest butt bounce (40 yards). Named to over 10 Pro-Bowls, Staley also won a gold medal for rock-paper scissors at the Celebrity Mascot Olympics, and a silver medal in the staring contest. Staley's former girlfriends include Bearyonce, Britney Sbears, Katy Beary, and Christina AguBeara.
When asked what his favorite thing to do on a Sunday was, Staley answered "Inviting 60,000 of my closest friends over to watch a Bears game!".