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Slauson's top 10 NFL beards

With NHL players set to begin growing their playoff beards, Bears guard and facial hair expert Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards.

Slauson comment: I'm just throwing myself in the top 10 for good measure. Hopefully I move up the ranks soon. Maybe you beard/football fans can be the judge.
1 / 10

Slauson comment: I'm just throwing myself in the top 10 for good measure. Hopefully I move up the ranks soon. Maybe you beard/football fans can be the judge.

Slauson comment: Great detail for all the many styles. Could definitely move up if he thickened up his lip broom.
2 / 10

Slauson comment: Great detail for all the many styles. Could definitely move up if he thickened up his lip broom.

Slauson's comment: It's great that his hair is brown and the beard is red. Could use some mustache work but he's still young. Great commitment from this youngster.
3 / 10

Slauson's comment: It's great that his hair is brown and the beard is red. Could use some mustache work but he's still young. Great commitment from this youngster.

Slauson's comment: The one and only reason this guys isn't No. 1 or 2 is because he's a quarterback. Otherwise, great thickness, coloring and a great dedication to the mustache.
4 / 10

Slauson's comment: The one and only reason this guys isn't No. 1 or 2 is because he's a quarterback. Otherwise, great thickness, coloring and a great dedication to the mustache.

Slauson comment: This man proves to be very dynamic with the beard. Pulls off every style from handlebar to trucker to mountain man. Great respect for his face duster and his game.
5 / 10

Slauson comment: This man proves to be very dynamic with the beard. Pulls off every style from handlebar to trucker to mountain man. Great respect for his face duster and his game.

Slauson comment: Great respect when a DB rocks the face forest and he does it well.
6 / 10

Slauson comment: Great respect when a DB rocks the face forest and he does it well.

Slauson comment: This luscious bush of a beard makes me wonder if he was born with that foliage.
7 / 10

Slauson comment: This luscious bush of a beard makes me wonder if he was born with that foliage.

Slauson comment: Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant.
8 / 10

Slauson comment: Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant.

Slauson comment: Viking meets duck dynasty. Thickness and length is great. Respect that he's rocking the upper lip caterpillar to match.
9 / 10

Slauson comment: Viking meets duck dynasty. Thickness and length is great. Respect that he's rocking the upper lip caterpillar to match.

Slauson comment: Gold standard for pro beards. Something to aspire to. Can't say enough about this masterpiece.
10 / 10

Slauson comment: Gold standard for pro beards. Something to aspire to. Can't say enough about this masterpiece.

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